What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

Live and Let Die

Can you fly an American flag in the UK in your own private property there? What is the UK’s government stance on that? And if yes, do you also have to fly the UK flag or the American flag can fly solo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

Have you or anyone you know invested in cryptocurrencies before? If so, which one did you invest in and how much profit did you make?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

Octopussy

Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

Where do high school kids get weed from?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is price of the "liberal celebrities" e.g. Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Jon Stewart, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, Desi Lydic etc. to join the great MAGA movement like Stephen Colbert who wanted to European ambassadorship to turn back on "the Left"?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.